
the detriments of parting your hair on the right
America: I don’t know what porn you’re talkin about dude…
omg America… XD I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.
his hair styleAMERICA ……………..

I wonder if Alfred ever visits there and goes in a haunted house
and ends up getting arrested
and someone has to bail him out.
“Not again.”
“Your turn.”

maplelaughingalonewithfandoms:
Oh I found my memory card from a couple months ago
I forgot I took this but…
Alfred Jones why did you open up a burger joint in Canada?
He’s trying to invade Canada again. He’s going to try and practice being ‘subtle’ this time.

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I have been sick the past two days so this is the dumb stuff I do with my time.
Peter the Great! “Modernized” Russia, could drink any other monarch under the table. Liked to attempt to travel incognito throughout Europe, but being 6’8 and bringing a huge posse wherever he went kind of gave him away every time.

“Oh God Alfred, don’t sto—”
*SNAP*
“…Alfred are you alright.”
“…I THINK I JUST BROKE MY LEG. OH MY GOD, ART— OH GOD.”
“ALFRED I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A BAD IDEA. ALFRED. ALFRED ARE YOU ALRIGHT.”
An Englishman, a Frenchman and an American are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. “I will give you each one wish, ” says the genie. The American says, “I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in America.” With a blink of the genie’s eye, ‘FOOM’ - the land in America was forever made fertile for farming. The Frenchman was amazed, so he said, “I want a wall around France, so that no one can come into our precious country.” Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye, ‘POOF’ - there was a huge wall around France. The Englishman asks, “I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall. The Genie explains, “Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out.” The Englishman says, “Fill it up with water.”
LOL, poor France
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England:
America:
France:
Canada:
*chokes on my coffee*
in canada we dont have summer.
we only have winter
all
the
fricken
time/shot/
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this is funnier when hetalia
Oh god yes this is perfect
“I will fuck the shit out of America!”
omfg
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Why do I imagine America has a new nightmare….
um yeah if America saw this
